awwww-cute:

A Siberian Flying Squirrel trapped in an elevator looking like a sad Disney cartoon (original photographer unknown)

awwww-cute:

A Siberian Flying Squirrel trapped in an elevator looking like a sad Disney cartoon (original photographer unknown)





devildoll:

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST



upallnightogetloki:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

This was glorious…

upallnightogetloki:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

This was glorious…


nonnegative:

Steve and Bucky


makuta-tobi:

lordticklefish:

rapeculturerealities:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option.  Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.

The only reason I could think of for a boner to hurt is if you’re wearing the world’s tightest jeans and have a monster dong. I mean, that seems like something that could hurt, but then really, don’t wear jeans that tight. In other words, “My boner hurts” is a bullshit excuse and you should REALLY make their boner hurt by hitting them in the dick. Like, super hard.

Just adding my two cents, I’ve had a boner hurt, but it’s not an immediate thing. Your erection can start to hurt if its been like that for a while, and is constricted. There have been times when I have been in pain, but once I was able to get a bathroom, or somewhere else that was private, and just take off my pants, it normally went back down pretty quickly. The pain is normally caused, at least I assume, by getting an erection and then the blood flow being restricted, so you basically have this boner but your dick has moved into a position where it is so restricted by your pants or whatever that the blood can’t leave. That’s my assumption, anyway.

Yeah, ladies, if some guy tries to pressure you into something like this, just don’t. He can literally take care of that himself.


egobus:

"YOU TOO, RHODEY!"



brttny32194:

fucking buffy look at her furrowed brows like she cant braid hair and theres fucking xander not even fucking looking at the hair — just whippin out french braids like it aint nothin what the frick this show man seriously


kitsunerules:

hurinthalions:

bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again

instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts learning russian

Natasha helps, but at first she interspersed the helpful phrases with dirty ones. Steve tries to say “what can I do to help” but can tell that may not be what he actually said when Bucky does a double-take.